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The MoviesThe MoviesEpisode 1: Tutan Ho-Down It is the year X4 and the human population has dwindled because of the sudden onslaught of a zombie army. And as unexpectedly as it appeared, the zombie army has vanished, leaving behind human souls with no bodies to return to! Now Raphael Thunderleaf (DJ Firestarter) and Mason Wolfglider (DJ Benvenuto) must send these souls trapped in limbo to their proper places in the afterlife... wherever that may be! However, there are other forces on the planet trying to find these lost souls and use them for their own wicked desires! The necromancer returns in this RIA production created by DJ Hadoken!
Featuring the theme song "BJ's a Dollar" with lyrics written by the Southern Cowboy!
NARC: The Movie The year is 199X and Hit-Man, a one-man army in the war against drugs, is cleaning up the streets with no mercy! Based on the 1988 arcade hit NARC! This action-packed RIAfilm is directed by BurpingCat and stars DJ Benvenuto the Raccoon as Hit-Man and Joe the Woodsman as the villain Hypo-King! With special appearances by Buigas, RockRanger, BlindPanzer and Little Dan! You can't miss this one!
A Case of the Tuesdays This short was an exclusive to the Bill Kamal DVD but is now finally available on our site. If you haven't checked this one out on the DVD, be sure to now. Like The Bill Kamal Story, this piece is more serious than our other endeavors. This is the sequel to Case of the Mondays, so be sure to check that one out too if you haven't. Yet another MILF short directed by BlindPanzer. Starring RockRanger.
La Pasion RIA once again ventures into the dark and mysterious land that is Mexico. Shot on location at the Mexican-American border, MILF bravely traversed the Rio Grande to bring us a view of what life is like for an everyday Mexican couple hoping to pass illegally across the border. Will they make it to freedom or will they learn that "Usted does not belong en la United States of America"? Find out! Starring BlindPanzer, DJ Benvenuto the Raccoon, DJ Hadoken and Buigas!
American Chopper This is a video we submitted to a Discovery Channel contest for the show American Chopper which challenged people to explain why they deserved to have a chopper made for them by the show's famous father and son team, the Teutels. Another quality short by MILF. These guys know how to pack a punch in under 3 minutes! Starring DJ Bevenuto the Raccoon, BlindPanzer, Buigas and Luis!
Silent Army of Marxists Yet another visit to a milestone in RIA films. BurpingCat has re-edited Army of Marxists into a silent film bringing us a glimpse of what it was like when the zombies attacked in the early 20th century! With new footage and a new soundtrack you definitely can't miss this one. If you haven't had enough of zombies, Jon Johnson, or the infamous Necromancer, now's your chance for a second round!!
Cosmic Battle of the Ages After 3 years at last! RIA's second movie! Made a year after Ninja Gaiden and since then been aimlessly swapped around on VHS tapes and even sat gathering digital dust as a lonely WMV for almost another year. This RIA gem finally receives the love it deserves from BurpingCat. Starring such memorable RIA characters as The Cosmic Terrorist, El Conquistador, Tojiro, Kojiro, and The Party Police! Camerawork by Little Dan the Cameraman. With guest appearances by The General, Buigas and Zath! If you're hardcore RIA, you can't miss this one.
Burrito Snuff Recently, DJ Bevenuto the Raccoon went to investigate a bean burrito factory deep in the heart of Mexico itself! He was able to catch some undercover footage of the horrible atrocities that take place within the dark and steamy underbelly of Central America. Nearly losing his life at the hands of drug traffickers, DJ Benvenuto the Raccoon bravely crossed the border back into America and back into freedom to bring us this never before seen story! Beware! Because the truth can be horrible! Starring The General.
Inhabiting The Life of a Psycho A college student discovers a baseball cap in his room that allows him to enter the mind of another person. Will living the life of another man be a benefit or a curse? RockRanger once again pushes the limit on budget filmmaking by writing, shooting, and editing another MILF masterpiece in one single night.... Starring RockRanger, BlindPanzer and DJ Benvenuto the Raccoon.
The REAL MOVIE of Super Eurobeat Super Eurobeat, the hot dance music from Italy has hit the U.S.! Mike Nitrous (DJ Benvenuto the Raccoon) and Traffic (DJ Firestarter) are Eurobeat Spies out to end the web of deception and violence that the twisted former Italodisco superstar, Felix Scorpico (BurpingCat) has spun! DJ Benvenuto the Raccoon, DJ Firestarter, and BurpingCat star in the action packed REAL MOVIE of Super Eurobeat!
The Bill Kamal Story When a local weatherman tries to find love in the wrong places it catapults his life into a downward spiral. Is it all real or just in his head? DJ Benvenuto the Raccoon (Ninja Gaiden, Army of Marxists) gives a powerful performance as Bill Kamal, the weatherman who loved to play in a field with no grass. Written and Directed by RockRanger (Death of a Clayman, Sexual Harassment) with grandiose tracking shots and a powerful score, this film rises above all his previous projects. Will Bill Kamal gain his true love or lose it all... Based on a true story.
How to pick a Lock with a Paperclip By popular demand, for everyone who has been coming here looking for instructions on how to pick a lock with a paperclip, we now have a detailed instructional video that teaches you everything you need to know. Due to legal reasons we can only keep this on the site for a limited amount of time, so download it while you can.
Tomato in the Face + Director's Cut + Extras Due to the excessive amounts of CatSip used in its production, this movie is too massive for this section alone! Be sure to head over to its packaging section of the site for the full details and background behind this juggernaut!
A Case of the Mondays A short by BlindPlanzer. Starring DJ Fuji, DJ Fuji's car, DJ Benny and himself. Great music. A testament to efficiency, BlindPanzer keeps pumping out videos faster than you can say "Sorpaculips rules Sorpaculopolis with his son, Manchutrogular."
Got Rice Part V (MIA Pride) A music video of one of our biggest hits written and performed by Kewl Kat. Based on an obscure genre of music dubbed AZN Pride, this can be considered an AZN Diss as RIA shows that nothing can stand up to MIA Pride. The idea has finally been revived and stars Kewl Kat himself, featuring DJ Hadoken. Special thanks go out to Little Dan, Joe the Woodsman, The Funk Mistress, and DJ Fuji for helping with the camerawork.
Army of Marxists Yet another one of our well-known films that has been floating around our circle for years now. It started as a simple college film yet evolved into something only RIA could do. Zombies, robots, Jon Johnson, it's all here. With a great soundtrack and a nifty story, download it now if you haven't seen it yet. This version is, of course, slightly improved from the original file which was a 500 MB monster. The credits at the end have also been properly RIA-fied. Enjoy.
Ninja Gaiden: The Movie Completely edited and transformed into what we had originally envisioned and more. This is the true Ninja Gaiden Movie finally realized through the amazing efforts of BlindPanzer. The movie has been extended in length, given a soundtrack and through the wonders of editing, plotholes have all been filled. This new rendition of the Ryu Hayabusa story rises above our previous films to a level on par with one of our greatest masterpieces, Army of Marxists.
 Ninja Gaiden: Remix 2004 This has been a classic in our circle for years now, but do to lack of.......trying.....heh....it never made it onto the website until now. This was RIA's first foray into making films and was done entirely in one day in the traditional RIA fashion of no script, no practice, one take! This film was followed a year later by Cosmic Battle of The Ages. There's not much to be seen in this version that isn't done better in BlindPanzer's version, so be sure to check out the link above! |
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