Just a quick update. So that people don't start thinking we've abandoned the site.

We've all been busy in one way or another but it's winter break time and that means free time. We do have some actual updates coming up. So, I'll go through them just so that you have something, however small it may be, to look forward to.

NARC is finally complete and that means it'll hopefully be up on the site within a week or two. You'll either be saying no or you'll be dying very soon.

Next up, more self promotion. I've been working on "music." I'm far from an expert musician but I've been trying and I'm almost done with my first batch of songs. There will be something like 13 or 14 unreleased original tracks and all the songs I've already made that are on the site. I should be done with the "album" very soon. If you're actually interested then stay tuned and thanks for the interest.

Also, I've been getting some good pictures for the Buttrape of the Month from the Funk Mistress and TornadoChaser. Expect to start seeing them soon.

That's everything that I know of. I don't know if Hadoken or the Funk Mistress have anything in the works. Although she does have that music video that has been in the works for I don't know how long. Longer than LHO JWB has been in the works? Good question.

One more thing. I retract anything good I ever said abotu Lindsay Lohan. As you may remember I reviewed Herbie: Fully Loaded and I loved it. However, it has come to my attention she's had a bad case of skank for quite some time now. Who knew? Also, she knows nothing about the English language. Girls (this site is extremely popular with 9-13 year old girls) she's a bad role model. Not Disney material at all. Aaron Carter on the other hand....

The other day I was watching television and I saw a commercial about Jim Davis. As I'm sure you all know Jim Davis is the creator of our favorite Monday hating orange cat. Garfield! Come on guys don't you love Garfield. I hate MONDAYS!! I LOVE LASAGNA!!! This commercial brought to my attention something I was completely unaware of. Jim Davis is running for governor. In Florida. Hell, I didn't even know Jim Davis lived in Florida. Who knew I was so close to the genius behind Garfield? I was also oblivious to the fact that Jim Davis was so into politics. I would expect this from the creator of Doonesbury or even Family Circus. Hell, I'd even expect it from the creator of Marmaduke. Have you ever read Marmaduke? It's more Christian than Family Circus. That Talk about an agenda. That Marmaduke is the definition of a fundamentalist. Garfield on the other hand, never struck me as political at all. Sure, Odie had his moments but nothing major. So, I'm sure you all understand how shocked I was when I saw this commercial.

Before I move on I'd simply like to say that as a kid I read many of Garfield's novels. I refuse to say graphic novels because these were beyond that. They are true works of literature. Afterall, don't we all hate Mondays? I also loved the tv specials and the cartoon. I even had a Garfield bookmark. Jim Davis is a writer of the highest caliber. However, is Jim Davis as good a public servant as he is a writer? I don't know. My first impulse would be to wholeheartedly endorse him but that is my heart speaking not my brain. So I must advise anyone reading this that you must make a wise choice. Don't simply say "This man made Garfield! He'd make a good governor." Choose wisely. If it was Garfield himself that was running for office I would vote for him faster than it would take him to finish an entire tray of lasagna. I know RIA doesn't usually get involved in politics but I feel that it is my duty to talk about this matter. Not only as a resident of Florida but as a Garfield lover. I'm glad to see Jim Davis is still out there in the public spotlight but I hope he's doing it for the right reasons. Not only for my sake but for the sake of the country, the sake of the people of Florida and for the sake of the legacy that is Garfield.

Yeah. I've been gone for a while. Like Hadoken said we were in Japan and on top of that I just didn't have much of a reason to update the site. I still don't really have anything but just for the sake of doing something I've got a Butt-Rape. I believe this was sent to me The Funk Mistress. It has been a while and I can't really remember. If I'm wrong then I'm sure she'll let me know. I could ask her but I'm already writing this and I just don't feel like it.

It has been a year since I restarted the Butt-Rape of the zmonth so thanks to everyone that has actually given me pictures to post. We may not have 12 pictures for 12 months but something is something.

So here we go. They say that the relationship between a boy and his dog is one of the strongest and closest you will ever see. This picture leads me to believe they should change that from boy to... you figure it out.

BUTTRAPE OF THE MONTH: SEPTEMBER

That goes to show you people. If you put up something on the internet IT IS FAIR GAME!! RIDE THAT DOG HELL YEAH RIDE IT BABY!!! YEEEEEEAH OOOH YEEEEAAAH WIGGLE AROUND A LITTLE!!!! YEAH OH OH HANG ON DON'T FALL OFF!!! OOOOH YEAH!!!!

Hope you enjoyed it. That's all for now.