Didn't I try to warn you? Didn't I say the birthdays were coming? Its not my fault if you didn't listen. Today we have birthdays in spades. Well not really, just two. Twins. Hooray for shared wombs. Happy birthday to my favorite twins ever. I bet they could kick Mary-Kate and Ashley's asses. Even if those little blond stick figures took off their stilettos and used them as weapons, they would be no match for Eladio and Patricio.* And after they knocked those girls on their asses they would have their way with them. Take that Olsen empire.

Happy Birthday Eladio and Patricio!!!

*for diplomacy's sake, I put the names in alphabetical order. anyway, we all know who my favorite twin is.